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Offline fammi_kallo

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Contortioning
« on: 2008, March 13, 09:01:59 am »
Does anyone here do cotortioning besides me? okay does anyone even know what contortioning is at all?

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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #1 on: 2008, March 13, 09:05:39 am »
i know what it is but that's  just cuz ya told meh lol hehe yay
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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #2 on: 2008, March 13, 12:52:23 pm »
Is that were you bend your body in really weird shapes that make strait men instantly bone up and want to sleep with ya?

If so...I am not that flexable.
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« Reply #3 on: 2008, March 13, 01:06:53 pm »
what ever i herd you can ..... never mind
ive heard storys about you being flexible
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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #4 on: 2008, March 13, 06:35:18 pm »
Well I can bend one way, but to the best of my knowledge it does not turn strait guys on. LOL.
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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #5 on: 2008, March 13, 09:33:19 pm »
It doesn't turn them on, they would just do it in private if they could.

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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #6 on: 2008, March 13, 10:44:25 pm »
Heck, if straight guys could bend like that, the only other things they'd need would be Pizza Delivery and the internet...they'd NEVER leave their house.

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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #7 on: 2008, March 13, 10:51:03 pm »
Well TM would you leave the house?
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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #8 on: 2008, March 14, 07:43:15 am »
Heck, if straight guys could bend like that, the only other things they'd need would be Pizza Delivery and the internet...they'd NEVER leave their house.

Herman

Nah, not pizza... greasy food would be out... eating fruit would be all the rage... hahaha

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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #9 on: 2008, March 14, 03:00:44 pm »
 ::)eating FRUIT?  What Fruit...I want his name... :D

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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #10 on: 2008, March 14, 04:17:00 pm »
i dont apreciate you makeing fun of me im not a fruit

but i am exotic hehehe
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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #11 on: 2008, March 14, 09:44:12 pm »
I would NEVER make fun of you Foxg---(until I finally meet you at least...), and exactly HOW exotic are you??

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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #12 on: 2008, March 28, 08:41:07 am »
i am extremely flexible, it turns 99.9% of people i meet on lol its funny to see their reactions and the faces they make

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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #13 on: 2008, March 29, 08:47:12 am »
I have always thought the act was something rather interesting to watch, but not really arousing. More like an interesting WTF are they doing with there body and why cant I turn my eyes away.
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Re: Contortioning
« Reply #14 on: 2008, March 31, 08:58:20 am »
lol ya i get that a lot too. they had me do a performance at the senior center where i volenteer from time to time and i made like three grannys faint lol