Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

[Oni]

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1.  Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water  in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe  him  while  you carry him towards the bathroom. 

3.  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You  may   need to stand on the lid.

4.  The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.  Never  mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat  is   actually  enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four  times.  This  provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 

6.  Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no  people between the bathroom and the front door. 

7.  Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,  and  quickly lift both lids. 

8.  The cat will rocket out of the toilet,  streak  through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself  off.   

 
9.  Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.   


Sincerely, 
The Dog

[scooter]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAhahaha... hey Oni, my toilet's are dirty, wanna come over?

[Oni]

You just want me to clean your pipes.....


Wait how did this thread get turned agaist me as well...what the hell.

[Im1ru1]

I always wondered why the toilet over there was always so clean...

Herman

[scooter]

That has got to be why Oni freaks out if he walks into the bathroom and the toilet seat is up... Hmmm, I think it points to previous abuse...

[Im1ru1]

So it's ONI, not Kritter with the Toilet Seat problem...

Herman

[Oni]

Whom ever leaves the seat up in our home owes the house a quarter.

[Im1ru1]

Now we know how the toilet gets clean AND how Oni affords to do Laundry...

hey...LQQK!!!  100 Posts, how's that Oni??

Herman

[scooter]

I'll hit 100 soon enough, just don't poke the cat too much or 100 posts won't mean anything :p

[Im1ru1]

No intent to poke the cat...Oni kept poking me to post more...I was asking if he likes that number...

Herman

[Oni]

I need both numbers and discussion.

[Im1ru1]

But I was discussing...My Numbers...

Herman

[Oni]

I supose that is a standard loop hole.

[vapor]

This place has realy gone down the tubes,   

hey...LQQK!!!  100 Posts, how's that Oni??

and hey look we just topped 150 members!

[Oni]

hehe. It tends to. Though I always like a new member. Might have to do something special when we get to 200.