Everyone Else Has Had More Sex

[Oni]

Here are some lyric's of a pretty addicting song...BUT I am wondering what is the meaning of the song you get when you listen to it. My take on is is some one would rather masterbate than kill there own .. sperm.... there for goes with out sex ... But then again I could be wrong. ... well ok that was it till I read it.... It is a song about ... well getting laid. LOL. But it has Cute adorable bunnies in it.... a very must listen.

So what is your take on the song and vid?

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex
Tism
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,

Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to f***:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Whoa ohhhh ohhh ohh

Does Everyone
Does Everyone
*repeats like 20 some times*

TISM http://www.madman.com.au/tism/bunny/

[Rachael]

That's an...interesting interpretation.  But wouldn't the sperm die even if he just masturbated?  Even if he didn't have an orgasm, there would be sperm in the pre-ejaculatory fluids.

Of course, I thought "Zombie" by the Cranberries was about an actual zombie...

I love the use of "pudendum" in this song. XD

[Oni]

Sorry correction I mistyped what i was thinking.
I ment to say ...
My take on it was...

One would rather go with out sex or masterbation than to kill there own sperm

[Oni]

Wow I try to inspire a deep really cool topic and no one but the most gorges (hope i spelled that right) Rachael replies. 

[lazydullard]

i'm familiar with the song, but still don't really enjoy being reminded of its truth.

and Oni's spelling of "gorges" is obvious flamebait. i'll leave it to taylormade or imru1 to commence the burning, if they see fit.

[Kritter]

LMAO, I remember hating that song for a while. 

The animated bunny is quite cute though.