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Offline alaskawolf

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Re: Porn
« Reply #30 on: 2008, September 30, 03:31:44 am »
i haven't looked at porn in awhile
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Re: Porn
« Reply #31 on: 2008, October 05, 05:13:31 pm »
Does my relationship *with* my pr0n collection count as being in a relationship?

lol

No, I used to waaaaay back when I wasn't single, it's the easiest way I've found to spot jealousy issues.  If they freak about porn, then it's safe to assume they're gonna assume you stick your penis into anything that moves.

Also, porn is awesome, FYI.
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Re: Porn
« Reply #32 on: 2008, October 05, 06:49:46 pm »
Does my relationship *with* my pr0n collection count as being in a relationship?

lol

No, I used to waaaaay back when I wasn't single, it's the easiest way I've found to spot jealousy issues.  If they freak about porn, then it's safe to assume they're gonna assume you stick your penis into anything that moves.

Also, porn is awesome, FYI.

Yeah, if my future mate flips out over my own porn collection... then there might be a problem. Hehehe.

But yeah, I agree with yeah, "Porn is awesome."  ;D
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Re: Porn
« Reply #33 on: 2008, October 08, 05:09:08 pm »
Are you kidding? My wife loves women as much as I do. She has actually asked me to find some porn for her.


Lol  :) That's great.  ;D giggle
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Re: Porn
« Reply #34 on: 2008, October 08, 05:38:41 pm »
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Re: Porn
« Reply #35 on: 2008, October 08, 07:50:34 pm »
HOly Cow it is. What hav eyou been up to hun.
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Re: Porn
« Reply #36 on: 2008, December 10, 08:42:12 pm »
Since this has gotton off topic fairly well anyway...

All my fantasies involve me being a male and killing people to save some chick. You know the rest I am sure. Usually the girl is some young sex slave anyway and I kill her "masters" and run off with her. twisted yes.
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Re: Porn
« Reply #37 on: 2008, December 10, 09:53:27 pm »
Your weird. LOL. Sounds more like a Dream Eternimus would have.
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Re: Porn
« Reply #38 on: 2008, December 17, 03:18:00 pm »
Hey I believe in Might makes Right. Heads of the household need power. Viking, remember? That's why I am so freaking strong. Cause if some jackass comes to my house trying to kill me and take my women, that's one dead SOB. And if I raid someone's house for their females, well being weak and stupid won't help me much there, now will it? If your weak and get bulldozed for your females, that's your own fault. Doesn't matter if you're fat or skinny, or average or whatever. If there's one thing I've learned from martial arts, it's that ANYONE can be powerful. Your build means nothing. Learn to use what you have.

Mankind is animalistic in nature. We hunt, we kill, just the tools we use have evolved. Anyone who says otherwise is merely kidding themselves. There is a place for weakness, don't get me wrong. But for the head of any group it's a liability. Especially if you have slaves. You can't be weak and have slaves, and keep em in line. Or even command the fear and awe required to keep slaves in line. You will be quickly overrun, plagued with Anarchy, or some jackass wannabe hero comes along to take your property. That's why I like being a big guy. I'm the size of a freaking bear, just as dangerous, and there is not one person that knows me that can say I am not intimidating and dominant. But back to the reason I started typing.

Point is, CrayonEater, your fantasy isn't twisted at all. Sex and violence goes hand in hand quite often these days. Especially if you think along the lines of a master/slave relationship with anyone. I have yet to hear of a case where there isn't violence involved. Just be careful acting out your fantasies.
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