The Pub

[Oni]

So today I am at the pub for a bit waiting for Fox to get out of class. Course sure as sh** as soon as I order my second beer (not expecting Fox to be out of class for another half hour) He calls and says he got out early.
So I through back my beer, Clear off my table and go to pay my tab. The Hot Bar Lady had steped out for a moment, so I just rested my laptop up on the bar.

All the guys were like "Damn that's a huge laptop"
Well I of course had to reply with "It's not the size of the laptop that counts" Leaving it open for some one else to pick up a punchline (I also could not think of one that was fitting for the moment)
And this old guy right beside me responded with "He's right you know, what she count's is how many dollar bills you got"

And then all the jokes just went down hill from there.

[akguy34]

and to think last time we chatted you insisted size matters

[Eternimus]

Irreverent old people are so damn funny.

[Oni]

I wouldnt mind being at the pub now. that's  for sure.