Immigration and Racism (Etern's Rant lives!)

[Eternimus]

Disclaimer

OK this is something that's been bugging me for a very long time, and it's time to speak out about it. I know this is a hot button topic, and it's gonna piss a lot of people off, but tough sh**. If it's too hot for you, get the f*** out. This topic will have racist elements to it, but it isn't in a venomous capacity, it's stating pure, simple fact. Feel free to share your thoughts, but I have no problem being hostile and directly attacking you in return if you act in such a fashion to me. None of these comments are about you in particular, unless you are the douche doing what I'm ranting about, and in that case go f*** yourself, cause you ARE the problem.

Also, this will probably be the longest thing I've ever written. So make yourself comfortable, get a drink and a sandwich, you'll be here awhile.

/Disclaimer

Now I don't really consider myself to be racist. I may have racist moments, usually when I am the victim of it and I retaliate, but it's just a "Oh yeah? I can play that card too, asshole" kind of thing rather than a "stupid friggin non-whites" kind of thing. Certain things make me angry when it comes to racism and immigration. Many of them I just ignore. But the more I read up on things, the more I hear, the more I see, the more pissed off I get.

1) Black people saying America owes them.

This pisses me off probably more than anything else in this topic, except MAYBE Mexican Flag Waving Douchebags, which I will touch on later. Every time I hear it I LITERALLY have to find a way to restrain myself to avoid some serious damage. No, America doesn't owe you sh** except ~maybe~ a cruise back to Africa. America owes the people that were slaves. Not their great-great-great-great-great-great grand children. And since all the slaves, or oppressed people, are all dead, America doesn't owe you guys A FUCKING THING. Except, as I said, maybe a ticket back to Africa. Return to the homeland of your ancestors. Any takers? No? Cause you'd get your ass TORN APART down there. The first time some gangster wannabe runs out of ammo, he's food for the wildlife. These assholes nowadays are all complaining that they were slaves for 400 years, and always oppressed, and they deserve compensation. f*** YOU.

First off, if you were a slave for 400 years, you'd be dead so we wouldn't have to listen to your sh** in the first place. Second, how oppressed are you, really? How many scholarships have been set up for "underprivileged kids in the inner cities"? (read: black kids.) How many multi-million dollar rappers are white? How many decent NBA/variations of NBA players are white? Oprah Winfrey is plenty black, and she has about as much money as Bill Gates. If you feel you are owed so damn much, make those rich assholes kick you back some cash. Black Celebrities, and any black person that wins ANYTHING, always thank 3 people. Their momma, God and/or Jesus, and where they came from. They say they'll never forget where they came from. Yet they sit in huge mansions, with endless supplies of women, drugs, food and booze, while the people that live "where they came from" are eating lead, dying, and living on the streets. Most of these "gangsta rappers" had very cushy and privileged lifestyles. They didn't grow up in the ghetto. They didn't struggle to live. Do some research, and you'll find I'm right. They pretend to be so hardcore so people buy their sh** thinking it's real. Guess what? It isn't.

You guys want to think someone OWES you something? Hit up those black celebrities. Rappers in particular. They make their living off of YOUR trials and tribulations. They don't actually do the stuff they sing about, they watch the little poor black people do stuff then write songs about it, and get rich off of the songs glorifying your lifestyle. Wait a minute... a rich, upper class asshole getting wealthy off of selling what the blacks do? Where have I heard that before...? oh yeah, it was called SLAVERY a few hundred years ago. Now it's called "paying tribute to the ghetto." Only difference is rather than beating the slaves, they just watch them beat each other to survive. Real smart, asshole.

Affirmative Action has totally fucked up everything, too. This isn't solely toward black people, (note I do not use the term African American unless it's in a sarcastic or condescending way. You're black, not African, most of you assholes haven't even BEEN to Africa, so go f*** yourself, again.) I know many good, hard working, and QUALIFIED people of several races and both genders that have been turned down for a job for someone less qualified, just because of Affirmative Action. A workplace should not be REQUIRED to hire people of whatever race or gender, regardless of qualification, they should be REQUIRED to hire people that are qualified for that position. But they don't. The native corporations are the most notorious for that bullshit, but it isn't affirmative action, it's natives alone. I'll touch on that later.

Affirmative action is a complete and utter waste of time. I myself have been passed over, because another candidate was female, or of another ethnic group, even though they were CONSIDERABLY less qualified. I had a job for 3 months, and when a paid position came open for literally what I had been doing for 3 months straight, I was turned down cause the other prospect was Hispanic, and they wanted to be ethnically diverse. Said candidate was not only extremely unqualified, his typing skill was half of what mine is, his computer knowledge was a mere fraction of what mine is (It took him three weeks to set up Outlook Express for his office email, a tech eventually had to show up and do it for him) I found out he wasn't even going to college for anything even CLOSE to the job, and he was so useless the paralegal supposed to supervise him and correct his sh** retired early, just because she was so sick of his stupidity. Nearly everyone in the department hates his guts, and his stupidity has caused the place to shut down on several occasions while people try to fix his f*** ups. Being a specific race should NOT guarantee you a job, in any workplace. Qualifications should. And if you are taking a job that's anything but entry level, you had better have the skills to do it. Sadly, most don't, so we end up with shoddy work all over the place.

2) SPEAK AMERICAN, YOU FUCKERS!!!

This is another serious pet peeve of mine. I plan to go to Japan, because it's a beautiful place, the women are gorgeous, the games rule, and the animation is excellent. I haven't yet. Why? I'm not fluent in Japanese. I can hold basic conversations, ask certain things like for directions and stuff, I can even read some of it. But most of it I still struggle with, so I am waiting. The reason for this is because if everything is written or said in Japanese, and I don't speak it, it would be RIDICULOUS for me to expect them to make special English versions of everything for me to be able to survive easily. Now I know that some stuff they put in English and Japanese, and that's fine and all. But not everything will be. I doubt the music will have subtitles.

Hispanics are NOTORIOUS for speaking and reading Spanish, and expecting the government to make special Spanish versions of papers, signs, etc. Most jobs in something like Customer Service want bi- or multi-lingual people, just because rather than putting their foot down and say "speak American or go the f*** home" they try to compromise and help you in any language you speak. Go buy anything with instructions for it, and odds are it will have the instructions in English, Spanish, French, Chinese, Japanese, whatever. If you are living in America, and you are buying things in America, driving in America, you better be able to fucking read and speak American. I know English and American are different, but I sometimes interchange the two because there are some similarities. But the speaking different languages thing, it's mainly because of Americans having no balls. See, if they cracked down on what you had to read and speak to be here, we'd have a lot less people, but we would have a lot more understanding. Illegal Immigrants are slipping in here, usually without any understanding of the language, and then staying here and rooting in. Having more people that can't speak anything but Spanish. So they start making Spanish words on American things. Then the Triads sneak in a boat load of Chinese, who can't speak any English, and they root in, and that language is heard more, so people start adding Cantonese or Mandarin to the English products. It is endless, and frankly it pisses me off.

Anytime I hear someone talking to a store attendant in anything except English, I want to kill them both. Violently. In front of a large group of people, as an example. Tear out their intestines and write "Learn English you stupid fucktards!" with their guts all across the ground. It makes me fucking psychotic. I would never go to a foreign country and expect them to accommodate my language barrier, it's fucking stupid to make other governments accommodate you. But the US government does, and it annoys me. There is no reason for it. Most everything is in English, so if you can't speak it WHY THE f*** BOTHER COMING HERE?! And as sad as it is, I know the reason. Because the government will make your language be on any form you need. And as long as that continues, no one will ever learn. And I'll have to continually repeat my order at a restaurant because the fucking waiter can't understand what I'm saying. If I go to one more meal, even if it's at McDonald's, and the dick taking my order can't understand me, I will reach across the counter, slam their face into it till unconsciousness, and ask for an American to take my damn order.

3) Illegal Immigration?!

You people... if I could get a list of you, I would kill every last one of you. Some of you I'd kill twice. What the hell is wrong with you? So Mexico sucks. So what? It's your home. If you want to move here, do the following: Learn English, get a work Visa, and apply for citizenship after you get your feet on the ground. Not run to a fence, jump it, and try to fake your way into a job. It works, and it makes all of America hate you. I loathe you entirely.

See, it's not the fact someone comes into America seeking a better life that pisses me off. Everyone is seeking a better life, I'm no different. That would be an unreasonable hatred. The reason I hate illegal immigrants are twofold:

A) The employer saves a butt load of cash you should be getting cause you are an "undocumented worker" and
B) You can't leave your homeland.

Illegals can and do get jobs paid at a lower wage than legal workers. The employer knows how much they're saving, and will gladly take a non-English speaking grunt over a union-represented grunt. So first off, you are taking it in the ass, and willingly so, just to get and keep a job so you can live in America. That's bullshit. You DO take jobs from the working class of America, and it sucks. A legal Hispanic immigrant goes to a job interview. He's done this sort of work before, and wants a fair 10 an hour for his expertise, and deserves it. An illegal immigrant, also Hispanic, goes in and all he can say is "I want eh yob." and will gladly take 5 an hour to do the same job. Obviously the employer will take the illegal over the legal resident. And you won't get fired, cause then he'd have to find another one of you or pay someone twice your wage to do it. So the plenty qualified Hispanic loses out, and goes back to job hunting. While the illegal bastard starts carting in his mother, father, brothers, sisters, cousins, dogs, chickens, and goat all in the same Toyota Yaris. In one trip. Who then in turn spread out like some horrible plague and get jobs at shitty pay. Then they smuggle in even MORE people. It's fucking ridiculous, all because some asshole wants to save a few bucks on uneducated, cheap, expendable labor. If there's an on the job accident... so? Not like they can make a claim to that effect. I hate it. Employers should be forced to pay salary based on the job, but with illegals they aren't so the CEOs make big bucks while the workers are scrambling for food.

Plus, illegal immigrants can't leave their homeland behind. They need to be incinerated for THAT sh**. Let me show you what I mean.



Notice anything wrong with that picture? Protesting to stay in America, they wave around a MEXICAN flag. f*** you. f*** you, and your children, and their children. I hope you bounce off of someone's hood trying to cross the interstate.

That right there is my primary issue with illegals. You stupid sons and daughters of whores, get this through your this primeval skulls.

YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS ABOUT WANTING TO STAY HERE IF YOU CONSTANTLY FLAUNT YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN.

It's like, back to my previous example, if I went to Japan, with a bunch of my American friends, and we had slipped in there, as illegals, then waved around American flags in our protest to stay in Japan and be given the same rights as the Japanese, we'd probably be locked up, shot, or some combination of. That's one of the dumbest things you could possibly do as an illegal protesting and wanting to stay. Or even if you're legal and want illegals to stay, you stupid fucker. You're basically saying "We are MEXICANS! We are a proud and industrious people! Now let us stay in America cause the water doesn't suck here! But we will ALWAYS be Mexican!!! Never American! We just want to live here, not be part of the place!"

I cannot possibly describe a violent enough murder on this forum without one of the other mods locking it and flagging it as not appropriate for this website. If I ever see something like that in person, I can promise you all I will be in jail, or a psyche ward, because I will tear them literally limb from limb. I would f*** them up in such a brutal fashion, merely seeing footage of the act would cure Charles Manson. He'd say "Well f***, I guess I'm not as crazy as I thought. That son of a bitch needs a tranquilizer." and then he's probably vomit. I hate you goddamn Mexican-Flag waving assholes with every fiber of my being.

The illegals who are genuinely trying to improve themselves, learn the language, get a decent job, these people are useful members of society, and they add to the atmosphere. The illegals who think they broke the law and got here so they are entitled to something need to die in the most gruesome way imaginable. If you come to America, and wave another country's flag to show your dedication to this country, you don't have any, and I believe an ethnic cleansing is in order. In case you hadn't figured it out yet, I hate you, and I want you to die.

4) Alaskan Natives...

...need to die. Not the intelligent, cute ones like TM's wife. That is one hot friggin woman. I actually think we need MORE like her. But that lucky SOB got the only one. No, not ones like her. I like them. The fat, drunk, sh** sacks that live day to day off of a damn CIRI check, blow it all on booze, then complain they're homeless. The ones that sit there and grunt that guttural cave-speak they call a language and expect you to understand, then get pissed when you don't. The ones that complain how badly they're getting fucked over by the white man, but do nothing to improve their station. The ones that get jobs at places like NANA management, get their first paycheck, pass out drunk, then get fired cause they don't return to work. Also, their employers that openly admit the natives they hire do that, but refuse to hire an over qualified white person. Those ones need to die. I would love to disembowel... Every. Last. One. Of. You.

See, the thing is, I don't mind you having your own language. But keep it to yourself. I don't want to learn it. I hate you, so why would I want to converse with you? I wouldn't, so speak to me in American or don't speak to me. No, see it would be better for both of us if you just didn't speak to me. That would be awesome, could you do that for me? Or, well, I guess it's not do that for me, huh? You want to sit there and bitch about "white man" this and that, well fine. There are a whole bunch of islands on the Aleutian Chain that have little villages on them. Why don't you go live out there? Live like your people did before white influence. Get rid of heating oil, and use whale blubber. Get rid of your guns and make harpoons. Move out of your wood/brick/bus stop house, and make yourself a thatched roof hut. Or, if you are far enough up, make an igloo.

Another bunch of idiots in this group I hate are the ones that have buttons that say sh** like "I'm Athabaskan, and I vote!" There's one more great big f*** YOU to you guys. Who gives a damn if you vote? Like ANYONE cares. My mom's white, and she votes. My friend Jimbo is a redneck, and he votes. Leon is black, and he votes. Jorge is Hispanic, and he votes. Voting doesn't make you special. Voting makes you a voter. And one more thing, why the f*** would I care what kind of native you are? You aren't a cute little thing like Millie, so you don't matter. You aren't intelligent, either. So I give less than a sh** about what kind of native you are. Much more of an amusing button would be "I'm RETARDED and I voted in my pants!" or how about "I'm Dyslexic and I etov!" Saying what race of human you are and announcing you vote makes you look like a presumptuous prick. Odds are you really are.

Or how about the ones that complain about their teeth, but when they can't afford a decent amount of booze they buy bulk things of Listerine and chug that stuff? It doesn't have that much alcohol, but I'm sure it's doing an amazing job on your teeth and insides. How desperate do you have to be to chug Listerine? That sh** just burns using it as mouthwash, I can't even fathom guzzling it. Another topic in this vein are the ones that spend every last dime on booze, then panhandle... for more booze! I wish these ones would step further into the road so I could run em over. Asking for change so you can get drunk and pass out in your own vomit is not an ambition you should strive for. But these idiots can't think of anything else to buy. How about clothes? Food? Shelter? You see a horde of these guys at Brother Francis' shelter and they all get PFDs and Native checks, but blow it all on alcohol so they stay at the homeless shelter, and eat at Bean's Cafe. Both of those places are good, they do help people, I'm not saying anything bad against THEM.

I helped a guy get there a few years ago. I met him on the bus, and he had nothing save for a duffel bag with clothing, and a few books. He was trying to get to Brother Francis, but did not know the way, and the bus driver was a total asshole to him. So I helped him. Helped him carry his bag in, showed him around, everything. 3 months later I saw him again, clean shaven, hair cut, dressed nicely, going to a good, honest office job. He recognized me, which was good cause I didn't recognize him. I walked him to his work, seeing how he was doing, and he said if I ever needed anything I could find him there, because he owed his life to me. I told him he didn't owe me a thing, all I did was point him in the right direction. And then, as I am known to do so many times, I faded away. Never to see him again. I pointed him in the direction. But it was his decision to fix his life.

Natives get the same treatment there. They get given clean clothes, even job interviews. But they just scrap the whole deal. They have a roof over their heads, food for their bellies, and money for booze. Why would they want to change? They wouldn't, so they don't. It makes the rest of em look bad. The few bad apples spoil the whole bunch, so to speak. I can't say ALL the natives are bad. But when the vast majority are either narrow minded bigoted assholes, fat drunks, white-hating douche-bags, or just blatantly stupid, it makes it difficult not to hate the whole lot. To be honest I'd never met a native worth a damn till I met Millie. And she was quiet and shy, but nice to look at. She didn't say much, I figure she was just terrified at my size or something, but excellent scenery. I don't get to talk to her and learn more about her as I would like to, but I have talked to her a few short times, I've read a lot of things she has to say, I've heard the things she does, especially to shatter Oni's ego (or psyche, sometimes I can't figure out which.) and I've learned some interesting things about her from her husband, (TM seriously can NOT say enough about that woman, she is literally a goddess to him, physically and mentally) and I love the woman. It gives me hope for the rest of her people. A small glimmer of hope, but hope nonetheless. Witty, cunning, has the patience to wrap a dictionary in like a million boxes for Oni to open, all sorts of good qualities. Seriously, we need to clone her or something.

Let me think, who else can I offend...

This is getting way longer than I planned, so I'll Cliff Note the rest of it.

Chinese: Rice is NOT a meal, and learn to drive.
Japanese: Send me all your women ages 16-24 weight 80-120 pounds.
Russians: Vodka is not a meal, either. You can't "lose" nukes, find em and shut up.
Italians: Shave. And I mean your women.
Caucasian: Polka is not music, it's a torture technique. Save it for Al-Qaeda.
French: Eau de Toilette does NOT mean wash your face in a gas station restroom toilet bowl.

OK obviously that part is satire.

Except the Japanese one.

I mean it.

I want em all.

Seriously.

But the initial thought of this stays the same. People keep crying out racism whenever something happens that they don't like, and the perpetrator just happens to be a different race. The fact is, the worst racism comes from that race. Racial slurs are used by the race more than outside of it. Some of the worst hate crimes were because one member of a race was pissed at another member of that race. You can not really believe that white people are the only ones. Native DESPISE most natives. Blacks are always fighting with each other over the STUPIDEST sh**, too. Hispanics get car decals that say HERNANDEZ across the back window, and horns that play La Cucaracha. It pisses other Hispanics off. Gays get pissed off at Gays for being too flamboyant, or even, if you can believe it, not flamboyant enough. Race should never play a factor in it. All race is, is a different birthday suit. Nothing more. The points I made earlier about Natives, Illegals, Language and Blacks are all very true. It may be harsh, but it's true. And that's the worst part of it. I made a few jokes, sure. But overall, it's all completely true.

The next time you want to claim someone as a racist, don't. Because them being mean to you for what your people do isn't racism. It's a fact, and the truth hurts.

~Exeunt~

[Crimson]

The ones (under the drunk native category) that piss me off are the ones that claim the money's for food but when you offer them food they spit in your face and then (it gets better...) have the balls to call you names and act like you just want them to always be poor and hungry and homeless because you won't hand them cash.

There's one homeless lady I've helped a few times by giving her cash... She had a bad head injury and can't hold down a job for extended periods so she ends up at the shelter a lot. She spends her time (during summers at least) making necklaces and trying to sell them by the courthouse. She is incapable due to brain damage of holding a regular job and she still tries to make an honest living. Seriously. This lady I am willing to give money to.  I have never seen her drunk. She never smells like booze. She just tries to make it on her own despite her disabilities. And she's tried to get me to take her necklaces for giving her cash. I don't tend to because there are people who would only help her if they get something for it and she works hard on those.

Another homeless person I've helped by giving cash? Just one. Another homeless guy took his sleeping bag with all his possessions in it (in april, while there was still snow on the ground) and he needed bus fare to get downtown to the shelter. I actually really liked that guy. We talked and ya know what made me like the guy? He knew who took his stuff. All of his gear to keep him warm at night. And he had no plans to take it back. He said the other person needed it more than he did so he was just going to go to Brother Francis. Ever see any other person do something like that?

Anyone else gets an offer of food if I can and if they say no to that then hold a sign that says need money homeless and hungry... I walk away. If an offer of food gets a no answer they aren't hungry... they're just drunks or junkies... They can go ahead and kill themselves off... if enough die of it maybe we can consider the gene pool bleached.

[Taylor-MadeAK]

For those of you of the tl;dr persuasion, I shall now produce the Reader's Digest version of Eternimus's original post in this thread:

Americans and wannabe-Americans today are, by and large, whiny bitches with an overinflated sense of automatic entitlement.

Thank you and good day.

PS:

Not the intelligent, cute ones like TM's wife. That is one hot friggin woman. I actually think we need MORE like her. But that lucky SOB got the only one.

That's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....

[Oni]

For those of you of the tl;dr persuasion, I shall now produce the Reader's Digest version of Eternimus's original post in this thread:

Americans and wannabe-Americans today are, by and large, whiny bitches with an overinflated sense of automatic entitlement.

Thank you and good day.

PS:

Not the intelligent, cute ones like TM's wife. That is one hot friggin woman. I actually think we need MORE like her. But that lucky SOB got the only one.

That's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....

I swear Etern and I must have been thinking the same thing all week. Though my thoughts were towards the GLBTADDKSJDASIWEEW community.

I was reading an arctical  the other day were gays are saying churches HAVE to teach about love and respect for the GLBT community.

They don't have to. They have freedom of religioun just like you do. If they want to believe that gays cant get married and are going to burn in hell. Let them.

[Eternimus]

Not the intelligent, cute ones like TM's wife. That is one hot friggin woman. I actually think we need MORE like her. But that lucky SOB got the only one.

That's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....

Let me reiterate. You're a lucky SOB. Y'know, just for that, I'm gonna go kidnap Millie with Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs. 

I swear Etern and I must have been thinking the same thing all week. Though my thoughts were towards the GLBTADDKSJDASIWEEW community.

I was reading an arctical  the other day were gays are saying churches HAVE to teach about love and respect for the GLBT community.

They don't have to. They have freedom of religioun just like you do. If they want to believe that gays cant get married and are going to burn in hell. Let them.

I'll never understand that part of the GBLTAZSTFUOMGWTFBBQ community. Why are you trying so hard to force people that hate your guts to teach about you, love you, and accept you. That's like the Jews telling Hitler to come over for dinner and tell his reich that they really aren't all bad. It's never gonna happen, so stop trying. It just makes you look stupid. You can't have an institution that has taught archaic beliefs for 2000 years to like you, and expect it to happen. The hardcore fundamentalists will ALWAYS despise you and look down on you. Stop stressing over it. But if you get it to happen, let me know. Then I'll start lobbying for the ability to pillage, rape and kill with impunity. After all, that's what people always think of when they think of us Norsemen, eh?

An extreme comparison, I know, but an accurate one. Your lifestyle is against the church. And the church is in control, so therefore your lifestyle is against society. The Norse have been against the church way longer than you gays have been, and we still can't get away with what we want to do. The church even borrowed some of their ideals FROM the Norse. And then said that's the new religion and attacked whoever disagreed with them. Asatru has been around for like 13,000 years before Christianity or Catholicism. And it still can be seen EVERYWHERE today.

We aren't accepted. More often than not, we are looked down on. But, so fucking what? We're still here, and we always will be. As long as my bloodline, and the blood lines of many other clans, as long as even ONE of us exists, Asatru will never go away. And the church will have to deal with that. Just like gays. As long as even one man likes dick, or one woman likes pussy, you people will NEVER go away. And that's something the church is just gonna have to deal with. The church doesn't teach about the noble Norse, so why the hell should they teach about the gays? Just do what we did. Go into one country, all of you all at once, and just send a few here and there to other places to keep awareness up.

I can promise you, the very second the church starts unanimously accepting gays, my people will remove their inhibitors and go on a rampage. The church will, of course, expect their new found allies, the Gays, to help defend them. It would be a massacre. I am not saying that to be mean, it's merely a fact. A single Asatru warrior is equal to 10-100 gay men, depending on the warrior. But that's not what you guys need to remember.

What you need to remember is there is a HUGE difference between "Tolerance" and "Acceptance" and the church merely needs to TOLERATE you. Not accept you. That goes back to the whole "forcing your sexuality on people" thing. Just getting rid of Gay Pride parades alone would probably make people more accepting. People are more accepting of things when they aren't forced to endure it randomly.

[Taylor-MadeAK]

Y'know, just for that, I'm gonna go kidnap Millie with Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs.

Make sure you take some pictures before you return her.

[Oni]

Y'know, just for that, I'm gonna go kidnap Millie with Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs.

Make sure you take some pictures before you return her.

I would like to see that.

[Eternimus]

I would like to see that.

No Oni, Millie's hotness is only for Straight people. You don't get any.

Make sure you take some pictures before you return her.

Of course.

[Oni]

I would like to see that.

No Oni, Millie's hotness is only for Straight people. You don't get any.

Make sure you take some pictures before you return her.

Of course.

* Oni C@ Cries

[Taylor-MadeAK]

Gah, I need to stop imagining pictures of a nekkid Millie in pink fuzzy handcuffs getting a lap dance from an equally nekkid Crimson before my head explodes....





KABOOM!!

...sh**.

[Oni]

Officially Derailed. LOL.

[Taylor-MadeAK]

I'm trying, man, I'm trying.

[Crimson]

Y'know, just for that, I'm gonna go kidnap Millie with Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs.

Make sure you take some pictures before you return her.

tisk tisk, Silly boy. If it were IRL rather than facebook it'd be leopard print not pink. pink is a disgusting color.

[Taylor-MadeAK]

Leopard print is much worse than pink, Crimmy.  Why?  Because OniC@ likes to wear it. >.<  So in my head leopard print is more gay than pink. O.o

[Crimson]

>.<  So in my head leopard print is more gay than pink. O.o

I didn't say pink was gay I said it was disgusting... I also have black leather cuffs. Is that better for your brains? I can compromise