Author Topic: Words of Wisdom (Read 369 times)

Ekim · « **on:** 2009, December 19, 07:32:48 am »

You can pick your friends,
You can pick your nose,
But you don't pick your friends nose.

Bliss · « **Reply #1 on:** 2009, December 19, 01:32:37 pm »

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak

Oni · « **Reply #2 on:** 2009, December 19, 06:17:03 pm »

Man who stands on toilet, is high on Pot.

Ike · « **Reply #3 on:** 2009, December 19, 08:46:39 pm »

Confucius say, man with hand in pants feel cocky all day.

Ekim · « **Reply #4 on:** 2009, December 19, 08:58:24 pm »

He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.

Ike · « **Reply #5 on:** 2009, December 19, 09:20:33 pm »

Confucious say, man who live in glass house get dressed in basement.

Ekim · « **Reply #6 on:** 2009, December 20, 01:43:45 am »

4:20 is a nice time, but 4:23 feels better.

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