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Offline Maize

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God is a woman.
« on: 2010, May 02, 01:58:23 am »
God is a woman. I can't prove it, but I am an expert and I am never wrong.

If you can prove me wrong, I will turn up my nose and ignore your proof as if it doesn't exist, because I am NEVER wrong.

Therefore in your futility, agree with me because it's the easiest thing to do. Except for T-MAK. He seems to be a non-believer. ;)

*note- I am not completely serious. ;)

(Oh and on a serious note, have you heard about the bible scholar who believes he has proof that women don't have souls?)
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Offline Taylor-MadeAK

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Re: God is a woman.
« Reply #1 on: 2010, May 02, 12:19:48 pm »
Of course God is a woman!  Who else would be sadistic enough to hang our most sensitive parts on the outside of our bodies right in front where they're impossible to protect...then teach women how to use that to their advantage?

Except for maybe Trent Reznor.
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Re: God is a woman.
« Reply #2 on: 2010, May 02, 03:46:52 pm »
Your having a fun day I see.
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Re: God is a woman.
« Reply #3 on: 2010, May 02, 10:08:17 pm »
What can I say? I am mostly bored at night. to the point of attempting to start crap. :P

Although it is good to see that someone agrees with me about god being a woman. Even if it is for slightly different reasons.
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Re: God is a woman.
« Reply #4 on: 2010, May 03, 12:08:40 am »
Quote from: Maize on 2010, May 02,  10:08:17 pm
What can I say? I am mostly bored at night. to the point of attempting to start crap. :P


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Re: God is a woman.
« Reply #5 on: 2010, May 11, 09:29:45 am »
It's funnier when Oni trolls this forum, because it's HIS FORUM. <<;

I like to think that God is a 5 year old that got bored with his toys so he left them to his own devices. Either that or we're some sort of high tech Sim City and he just started pushing natural disaster buttons and laughing as we all died... Oh come on, everyone's done it, why can't God do it too?
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