Zodiac End of Summer Party

[Oni]

Come one, come all to the Zodiac-themed End of Summer Party
at House Kitsune!
Our awesome bartender TMAK has brewed up a special batch of Big Gay Oni’s Big Gay Ale, 10 whole gallons of it!

Like last year this will be a potluck Style BBQ. House Kitsune will
supply the meat, with TMAK’s special Awesome Sauce.
We ask that you please bring a side dish.

We have a sign up sheet posted on www.akcommunity.com to help stock the bar for our bartender’s Zodiac-themed drink list.

5pm August 21st 2010
www.AKCommunity.com
534 Flower Street, Anchorage AK
907-929-7368

All you furries and friends, come one come all!
All you Kings and Queens, Come one Come all!
And for everybody else. Just remember this.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLeUTpwFjI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLeUTpwFjI</a>

This year we are asking for help stocking the bar, I know all of you always bring something anyway. So I was hoping you could bring something from the sign up list.
This way we can get our Zodiac themed drinks preped for you. If you plan on bringing something from the sign up sheet please post here. Whats not signed up for we will provide. If you can't bring something on the list but want to bring something else. that's  cool as well.

Liquor:
Amaretto
Amarula Cream
Angostura Bitters
Benedictine Dom
Blue Curacao
Bourbon
Cherry Brandy
Cognac - Derval
Cranberry Liqueur
Creme de Cacao - Brown
Creme de Cassis
Creme de Framboise
Dry Vermouth
Lime Cordial
Peach Schnapps
Raspberry Vodka
Tequila
Triple Sec
Vodka
White Rum


Mixers:

Bitter Lemon (it's like tonic water, but with lemon pith and lemon juice added along with the quinine)
Coffee
Cranberry Juice
Grapefruit Juice - Derval
Half & Half
Lemonade
Pineapple Juice

As always Hope to see you there.
This will be our biggest through down of the year. I can't wait to see you all there, Don't miss out!

~Oni

[Nushi-kun]

I'll bring potato salad^^

[Taylor-MadeAK]

List of stuff I'm already bringing:

• Myself. (Bartender)
  
• My usual array of bar tools.
• Two (2) kegs of Big Gay Oni's BIG GAY ALE.
  
• One (1) pint of Taylor-Made Awesomesauce, to be used at the grill.

Everyone else is welcome to pick up whatever slack remains.  All I ask is for those who are contributing liquor to get it to Oni by Friday.  This is so that I'm not stuck behind an empty bar unable to serve the drinks I have created for the occasion because contributors are showing up late (or not at all).

[Goman Fox]

There is a sign-up list for contributions here: http://www.akcommunity.com/index.php/topic,2658.0.html

Although I think I'll update the post in this thread and people can use this one to say what they will be bringing (if anything) and I'll try to update it as responses come in.

[Oni]

Since Fox's aunt brought some awesome salmon I will be making some Smoked salmon for both Dip and Consuming at the Party.

[Oni]

For those of you who came I wanted to say thank you. it was a great day.
For those of you who didn't make it, you missed out on some awesome Goat and Ribs.

OH BIG GAY ALE We still have about 3 gallons left. So that means we are going to have to host another party hear soon

Hay TMAK how long can that sit in the KEG.... or well have fast do I have to consume it now?

[Cairus]

Back at you, Oni, it was fun! The meat was awesome. (Did not eat enough of it.) Also, I just watched the embed... Was completely lost as to the relevance 'til the end.

[Goman Fox]

Now I'm confused on who Cairus is. o.O;

[Taylor-MadeAK]

For those of you who came I wanted to say thank you. it was a great day.

No it wasn't, it was a complete bust.  Worst party I've ever been to.  I didn't even make enough tips for it to have been worth my time.

For those of you who didn't make it, you missed out on some awesome Goat and Ribs.

Why don't you just ask them for an honest answer about why they didn't come?  Hmmm?

OH BIG GAY ALE We still have about 3 gallons left. So that means we are going to have to host another party hear soon

haaaaay~ (GAWD I'm gay!) TMAK how long can that sit in the KEG.... or well have fast do I have to consume it now?

Indefinitely, as long as the keg is kept pressurized with CO₂.

[Oni]

Its more money than you would have made not showing.

And remember good bartenders make good tips.

[Nushi-kun]

I tipped ^^ a few times you are the best bartender I know!

[Taylor-MadeAK]

Its more money than you would have made not showing.

And remember good bartenders make good tips.

Then I humbly suggest you return my kegs and find yourself a good bartender.

[Goman Fox]

Its more money than you would have made not showing.

And remember good bartenders make good tips.

[Oni]

Its more money than you would have made not showing.

And remember good bartenders make good tips.

On a fair note here. I would like to point out to everyone (any anyone who has attended one of our gatherings knows) TMAK is a Awesome Bartender. I was just giving him sh** there. Just wanted to clarify any confusion.

For those interested. I am going to be speaking with my most Halloween loving Friend about hosting a Halloween Party. Any thoughts?

[Taylor-MadeAK]

The beautiful thing about modern computers is their ability to use their volatile memory system to store data while moving it from one magnetic storage media to another.  For example, I can use the magic of CTRL+V to move the original text of the post that OniC@ just deleted from a text file on my hard drive back to its original home in the database file on this server's hard drive.  Like so:

On a fair note here. I would like to point out to everyone (any anyone who has attended one of our gatherings knows) TMAK is a Awesome Bartender. I was just giving him sh** there. Just wanted to clarify any confusion.

...Let me see if I've got this straight:  You throw an insult like this at me:

remember good bartenders make good tips.

Then you have the gall to imply that it's "not fair" for me to get offended and retaliate in kind?  You're an idiot.

You've been taking advantage of my patience, man, and it ends here.  Think about that for a minute, will you?  I have the patience of a gorramn saint and the forgiveness to match...and you've completely worn it out.  Wow.  Just...wow.

At this point in time, pretty much everything about you offends me.  This includes (but is not limited to) the following:

• Your arrogance offends me.
• Your hubris in your own arrogance offends me.
  
• Broadcasting your disgusting gay furry porn through your WLM avatar where my five-year-old daughter can see it offends me.
  
• Your refusal to stop using those disgusting avatars in spite of being politely (and not so politely) and repeatedly asked by me to stop on account of my child being exposed to your smut offends me.
  
• The way you treat your "friends" like they're some kind of little twink minions whose only purpose in life is to take your abuse offends me.

Before you ask, no I won't explain any of the above statements in further detail.  Anyone who reads this that has more than two brain cells to rub together will immediately be able to grok why those things constitute unacceptable behavior for a responsible adult.  If you don't get it that's just too bad, because I'm done trying to educate you. 

I could go on (and on, and on...), but I'll just sum it up like this:

OniC@ is a 笨天生的一堆肉 that offends and disgusts me.

I'd suggest you Babelfish the Chinese in that sentence, but that's clearly beyond your mental faculties.  I'm done with you.

I am going to be speaking with my most Halloween loving Friend about hosting a Halloween Party. Any thoughts?

Find a "good" bartender to replace the one you just chased off.

Ain't technology great?