Lets go give Vicky a hard time at work!

[Oni]

Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his sweet time:

1. Get cans of cat food and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house ware," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

[Kritter]

LMAO, I like # 2, 4, & 10!!!! 

[Goman Fox]

Yeah Kritter, you'd be able to pull off the fourth one I'm sure.   The mexicans working there would see you and assume you worked there.

[Oni]

And because you are not in blueu they will asume you are a higher up management.

[Kritter]

LMAO, yeah that would work a lot better for me. Though I think it would be totally fun to actually do that. Hehehehe. 

[Rosa D.]

Ha! I remember that when I was a little younger I would actually answer those phones that they have everywhere!

[aksnowgirl98]

Forward department phones to each other so they allways have a busy signal.

[Rosa D.]

Seriously though, when it rings, pick it up. Lulz ensue.

[Rachael]

Actually, it really ticks me off when people do the things mentioned on that list or similar ones.  These are real people with real jobs who are just trying to make enough money to have a comfortable life, and when people actually attempt to do these sorts of things, it just makes me shake my head and wonder if there's any hope for the human race.

[Oni]

If you are doing an act like that to be a pain in some ones but then i would say its wrong. But if it is in jest and fun. Then whats the harm. I happen to know Vickie, hence why I picked on her. LOL.

But I see your point. And I have done many of jokes in my life. One of witch was wearing Drag, and chasing some one around Fridged North Waving a Dildo at him, because I wanted him to install LED's in it so that the next time he stuck it up my....waahoo...my cheeks would glow that colour.

I would have to admit that was one of my finer practical jokes. Not only did I have employees laughing about it, but I had customers laughing so hard, they had to leave the store to collect them selfs.

There is an art to a practical joke. Ya some people are going to get mad about it. Not much you can do at that but laugh at them.

I am not saying that those people working those jobs are any less of a person, but if they can laugh at it and keep control of the situation, well then more power to them. LOL.

I believe in fun for all, and yesh some times fun does come at the expence of others....and that's  when it is funniest. Just so long as no one gets hurt.

[Kritter]

I believe in fun for all, and yesh some times fun does come at the expence of others....and that's  when it is funniest. Just so long as no one gets hurt.

Oh come on, the best time to laugh is when someone does get hurt. Just sit and watch AFHV, Maxim Exposure, etc to see that most films/clips are based on getting hurt. 

[Rachael]

I don't know...I'd freak out if someone started chasing me with a dildo.  If the person you did that to didn't mind, if you knew him well enough to know he wouldn't mind, that's one thing.

And I disagree with the statement that there's something wrong with someone if they get mad.  I mean, if that person did something to deserve it, then a practical joke is a harmless way to get back at them.  But when I see those shows where people play mean jokes on innocent people, well...that makes me angry.

But then, I suppose it's hard to draw a line between what's "harmless" and what's not.  I don't think there's any harm in a whoopee cushion or disappearing ink.  But some of the practical jokes I see on TV and the web are just too much.

I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way.

[Oni]

I did know him, but was still unsure what his reaction would be.
I went into not only the store but the main office were the owners wife works and did that.
I also was unsure how the customers would react, though most people that go there are tech's and have a sense of wit about them.
But there was a chance that there could have been a old lady and a child there, and that still would not have stoped my actions.
A person should be able to see the humor in everything. And most of my actions children see far worse.

[ViewSonic]

I seen Oni's excabade at Fridged North. It was one of the most Funniest things I have seen a person do.
When it comes to how it effects others. I really dont think he cares. I think Oni does some things for a reaction, and it is irrilivent what that reaction is. Because no matter the reaction he makes people think.
So if he played out the same thing at say Wal Mart. It would be just as funny, but I dont think he would have recieved the same response.

[Rachael]

How does chasing someone around with a dildo make them "think"?  Oni and I have butted heads on this issue several times, and I still believe that at a certain point, something stops being "funny" and becomes "harassment."  I consider waving a sex toy at someone to be harassment, especially if you don't know that person.