Variations of the Big 10

[Oni]

Because Rachael said she followed them. I am now in search of the correct ones to follow. Please post any set that you find and or make. And then when we have a nice collection i will create a voting system and we shall vote one them.


“The Second 10 Commandments”

1. Thou shall not worry, for worry is the most unproductive of all human activities.
2. Thou shall not be fearful, for most of the things we fear never come to pass.
3. Thou shall not cross bridges before you come to them, for no one yet has succeeded in accomplishing this.
4. Thou shall face each problem as it comes. You can only handle one at a time anyway.
5. Thou shall not take problems to bed with you, for they make very poor bedfellows.
6. Thou shall not borrow other people’s problems. They can better care for them than you can.
7. Thou shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is forever gone. Concentrate on what is happening in your life and be happy now!
8. Thou shall be a good listener, for only when you listen do you hear ideas different from your own. It is hard to learn something new when you are talking, and some people do know more than you do.
9. Thou shall not become “bogged down” by frustration, for 90% of it is rooted in self-pity and will only interfere with positive action.
10. Thou shall count thy blessings, never overlooking the small ones, for a lot of small blessings add up to a big one


The 10 Commandments of Googleism (ya its real check it out) http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/10_Commandments.html
1 Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.
2 Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.
3 Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.
4 Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.
5 Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.
6 Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.
7 Thou shalt not hotlink.
8 Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.
9 Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.
10 Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft.

10 Commandments of Heckling
as taken from The Bleacher Bible

I - Thou shalt not use profanity
II - Thou shalt not insult the mother
III - Thou shalt be intelligent
IV - Thou shalt love baseball
V - Thou shalt be aware of the people around you
VI - Thou shalt be witty
VIII - Thou shalt be friendly
 IX - Thou shalt not cross the line
X - Thou shalt remember the children

[chuckhart]

Be who you are, an say what you feel,
Those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind.
Dr Seuss

[Oni]

Nice to see you posting again. But I think you posted that in the wrong thread. LOL. that's  ok though.

[Oni]

Behold! I give ye Ten Commandments for Ethical Atheists!

   1. Thou SHALT NOT believe all thou art told.
   2. Thou SHALT seek knowledge and truth constantly.
   3. Thou SHALT educate thy fellow man in the Laws of Science.
   4. Thou SHALT NOT forget the atrocities committed in the name of god.
   5. Thou SHALT leave valuable contributions for future generations.
   6. Thou SHALT live in peace with thy fellow man.
   7. Thou SHALT live this one life thou hast to its fullest.
   8. Thou SHALT follow a Personal Code of Ethics.
   9. Thou SHALT maintain a strict separation between Church and State.
  10. Thou SHALT support those who follow these commandments.

[Taylor-MadeAK]

1: Thou shalt not PANIC.
2: Thou shalt NOT PANIC.
3: Thou shalt always know where thy towel is.
4: Thou shalt never allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.
5: 42.


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[straw]

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

#5 - One fight at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.