You Know You Live In Alaska...

[dom]

here's how you know you live in Alaska:in the "summer"you cant cross the fucking street,in the "fall" you still cant get any where,"winter" is so fucking cold you have to go out side,and "spring" just bites.

[akguy34]

You know you live in Alaska when the car dealership throws in a free hunting rifle with the purchase of a vehicle,

Or when you walk into a store with a pistol on you're hip and nobody gives you a second look.

[dom]

you know you live in Alaska when you can drive down the road with blood pouring out of your tail gate and people say "got you bear huh?"

[akguy34]

You know you like in Alaska when your expected to be late to work during hunting season.

also after injuring yourself, on the way to the hospital you meet five people willing to stitch you up and four of them actually know how to.

[Rottweiler]

...when you've put more money into your truck than you have your house, because once the heater works and you can close the windows, you figure your house is good to go.

[akguy34]

You know you like in Alaska when the majority of your income goes to beer, duct tape, and blue tarp.

[Oni]

Amd the sharpy to write on the cardboard asking for the money to get those things.

[akguy34]

While sitting in the truck on cider blocks in the front yard

[Pilot]

[Oni]

Only in Alaska do we let our children play in the runways of fast spinning blades.