Tattle Tail

[Oni]

Allow me to tell you a story. It only happened to me not even 24 hours ago. A story about a cat, a wolf, a fox, a bottle, and a glass. Now you see that this bottle had wine in it. Wine from the finest brewery in the world. ... well not really, but still it was great white wine. Special wine that a Viking gave to the cat. Well that was making mithkabobs...some good eats that up ones stats if ya know what I mean. Any way back to the story. During the making of the kabobs the cat was also caring for the sic fox.
The cat finished up making the kabobs for everbody to eat, and enjoyed a few glasses of the wine. Well as he poured his last glass he set it on the bar, and got distracted (as cats tend to do) and decided to go have a quick shower and bubble bath and check on the fox for a bit.
Well when the cat came out of the back room from checking on the fox, he noticed that his glass was gone...and not only was it gone but all the dishes were gone...the stupid wolf had gone around and cleaned the house, and in the process dumped out a fine FULL glass of wine.
The cat was of course irrated by this and let a list of profanities fly out of his mouth. Some got cought in the ceiling fan, well a few others flew out the door, one or two just kinda hit the floor, as they were not to good at flying.
As the cat settled down though he noticed the bottle on the counter still had about half a glass of wine in it. So he poured himself a glass, and went and had a sit with a smoke, and was quite content. well that is till the tail sprouted...

So for those that are wondering what the moral is....if you dont want a tail, dont spill the wine.

[Kritter]

Well, then you should have let me know that the full glass of white wine was off limits. And what happened to the whole "Your slacking!" thing. So now you change your mind once I actually cleaned the kitchen. *sigh* Make up your mind. But supper was really good, my tummy was full!!!  You should make more pinchos!!!!

[Oni]

LOL if its full it should be common sense not to TOUCH .. *sigh* oh well. ..

[ViewSonic]

But don't wolfs have tails anyway?

[Oni]

Ya well maybe she has two like you.

[Goman Fox]

Well, then you should have let me know that the full glass of white wine was off limits.

Funny, any time you pour yourself some alcohol, you never pour it out, even if it's a half glass of three day old, watered down rum and coke, yet if you see a completely full glass that you knew was poured that night, you'll dump it out.

[Kritter]

No, that is not true. When I have a drink of alcohol, I usually always finish it. The exception to that is when there's a social gathering and I am at my own little buzz/drunk world to even think of finishing my drink. That is when my drinks are kept full for the night. So ummm, nice try Foxie. But no. 

[Oni]

I think Fox is also refering to all the other glasses of Rum and Coke or other drinks you see me pour, and get side tracked away from. That you leave around. Though I have seen you do it as well. Especially leaving them on the ledge by the door were i dip my hair in them when I have a smoke...ya I dont alway tell you when that happens cause its funny to see you drink from them after. hehe.

[Goman Fox]

No, that is not true. When I have a drink of alcohol, I usually always finish it. The exception to that is when there's a social gathering and I am at my own little buzz/drunk world to even think of finishing my drink. That is when my drinks are kept full for the night. So ummm, nice try Foxie. But no. 

You usually finish it, but not always.  And when you don't finish a drink, you'll leave it around, usually on the ledge under the window, until someone else pours it out for you because you don't want to "waste" alcohol that you're not going to drink anyways.

[Oni]

My dear...
Look at the Tail the is developing from that little Tattle. Darn those Tattles. They are mechivious creatures.

[Kritter]

No, that is not true. When I have a drink of alcohol, I usually always finish it. The exception to that is when there's a social gathering and I am at my own little buzz/drunk world to even think of finishing my drink. That is when my drinks are kept full for the night. So ummm, nice try Foxie. But no. 

You usually finish it, but not always.  And when you don't finish a drink, you'll leave it around, usually on the ledge under the window, until someone else pours it out for you because you don't want to "waste" alcohol that you're not going to drink anyways.

NOO!!! I don't do =T^T=. Most of those are Oni's drinks. He leaves drinks everywhere when we do have alcohol. 

[Kritter]

My dear...
Look at the Tail the is developing from that little Tattle. Darn those Tattles. They are mechivious creatures.

*looks at tail* What, it's just fine thank you very much.

Ya well maybe she has two like you.

 

Ummm, last time I checked, I have only one.

[Oni]

oh...then what is...oh never mind...

[Ekim]

Psh, I don't even know what Oni is complaining about, I mean come on;

Oni and fine wine?

Now THAT is a tale!

[aksnowgirl98]

Kritter, if they start denyng you drink, i have a 3/4 full bottle of black cherry smirnof that i will share.