Jokes on Religion

[Rachael]

I love that last pic.

Yeah, you would, you sicko.

[Rosa D.]

*sigh* I didnt realize a dogs behind was offinsive?

It's not that it's offensive, it's not like dogs weat pants. You should put a warning though, not everyone wants to see a dogs anus, even in the context of a joke. I mean come on, waste comes out of there!

[Oni]

ya its small but if you can read it, it is quite funny. True but funny.

[Rosa D.]

Three scientists are talking to God, explaining that they can do everything he can with science.

So god proposes a contest, whoever can make the best "MAN" wins.

So, the scientists agree and reach down to scoop up a handful of dirt.

and God says: "No no, you get your own dir!"

[Rachael]

You know, I bet the stained glass window with the priests actually exists somewhere.  See, what it's meant to be is simply a man kneeling before a priest so the priest can place his hands on the man's head and bless him.  It's just the perspective makes it look like they're doing...something else.

[Oni]

As with everything in life hun...It's all in perspective. LOL.

[Rachael]

This is one of my personal favorites.

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn, "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the unholy abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches the wipers on, knocking Dracula about, but he holds on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water from the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he holds on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross!" says Sister Helen.

So Sister Marilyn opens the window and shouts at the top of her lungs, "GET OFF MY FUCKING CAR!"

[Oni]

This should be on every bible out there.