Have You Ever....?

[Imported Memory]

If by "figures" you mean "fingers", then yes.  Yes I have.  Really badly.
But I've never slammed my figure in the door.  I suppose it might be an extreme way to cheat your way to a smaller waist size if anything.

Have you ever slipped in the shower/bath?

[Oni]

A couple of times....but I find that my next question is more fun to do in the shower than slipping...


Have you ever dropped the soap in the shower? (intentionally or not)

[scooter]

Yes... at the gym no less, and it slid over into another guys space... awkward :-p

Have you walked thru a public fountain?

[Zev The Dog]

yup, the Fredrick Public Park Fountain in Colorado 

Have you ever...

woke up with a big spider on your chest?

[Imported Memory]

No, I haven't.  At least, not yet.  I've woken up with a cat on my chest.  With a dog on my chest.  Even with a bearded dragon on my chest.  But never a spider.  I did have a big, ugly spider in my bath towel once.  Scared the crap outta me.

Have you ever known anyone who called a computer tower the "hard drive"?

[Oni]

*thinking about "the beaner"* umm errr ah... as a matter of fact..... No comment....

Have you ever Wished you were the opisite sex for 24 hours.

[Imported Memory]

Nope.
But gender is highly overrated.  Why would I breasts for a full 24 hours though?  I can't think of any good reason to convince myself that being female for a day would be a fulfilling experience.
It would be just my luck that the one day out of the month I were female would be a heavy flow day. 
*le gag*

Have you ever drank so much of a (non alcoholic) beverage that it made you sick?

[Im1ru1]

Orange Juice does that to me

Have you ever accidentally grabbed someone's crotch REAL HARD while rough-housing?

[Imported Memory]

Orange juice does that, as it is a foul foul substance. 

And yes, but only if the "rough housing" ended up being "foreplay".

Have you ever slept 13+ hours (unmedicated) nonstop?

[Oni]

Ya after watching Neon Genesis Evangelion  at TM's house....Granted it was NONE stop maraton...

Have you ever owned an arcade machine?

[Badinage]

Have you ever owned an arcade machine?

Nyaaaaa =p
no I havent


Have you ever.......bicycled in deep snow?

[scooter]

Yes, one winter I was working nights and biked to work every night...

Have you ever wished you were someone so you would be going home with his/her better half?

[Zev The Dog]

yeah, my ex 


have you ever wanted to huddle in a bus, starve to death, and have a plethora of idiots scream you're a hero?

[Imported Memory]

Can't say that was on my list of things to do.  I do not strive to be the hero of idiots.

Have you ever fallen asleep while working?

[Badinage]

Gosh sooooo clooose during some of the phone conferences the summer before last. I'd have to say yes I did.

Have you ever.....drank until you've thrown up?